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How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese? All Up In Your Grill Q. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face? What do you call it when you have your mom’s mom on speed dial? Time On My Side I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time. What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
Birthday Cake Love Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake. Make a wish Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job. Whoops, No Present Forget about the past, you can’t change it.
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Q: Did you hear about the tree’s birthday? A: It was a sappy one! How does a computer get drunk? Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work.
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion. To get to the other slide. Tweetment Needed PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I’m addicted to checking my Twitter! DOCTOR: I’m so sorry, I don’t follow. Big Spender I had my credit card stolen the other day but I didn’t bother to report it because the thief spends less than my wife.
Shopping Freeze I’m currently boycotting any company that sells items I can’t afford. Wallet Half Empty Always borrow money from a pessimist. Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? Time is Money Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.
3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Lunch Bully To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. Retirement The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income. Subscribe to Print: Get our Best Deal!
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