Patient to his doctor: Chinese people jokes have forgotten so many things lately, and it’s getting worse. Doctor: Yes, this is a known illness, unfortunately it has no cure. I’d also like to remind you about the 800 USD that you owe me? Why do you have two breasts on your back?
With a face like yours, I’d just shut up. I really can’t stand it when homeless guys shake their cups of money at me. Do they really have to rub it in that they’ve got more cash than I do? And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr.
Me: “Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening. Why did my washing machine stop pumping out water? And more importantly, where is my hamster? I want to meet my biological parents! Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes. Mom, how come I still didn’t get my period?