Corny joke for kids

Get a print subscription to Reader’s Corny joke for kids and instantly enjoy free digital access on any device. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? Because he just couldn’t see himself doing it.

What happened when one cannibal arrived late to the dinner party? The others gave him the cold shoulder. A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I gave my friend an elephant to put in his room. People always tell me I’m condescending.

That means talking down to people. How Does This Joke Stack Up? I can’t stand Russian nesting dolls. Rick-Rolled Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, but he’s never gonna give you Up. Film Plots, Badly Explained Choosing a movie?

The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong. The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry. Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge. Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works. The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes out of the closet. What Kind Of Exercise Do Lazy People Do?

DNA tests prove you did it. It’s the only way I can see the numbers. Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos. New Words for 2016 These words are so joining our vocabulary in 2016! Subscribe to Print: Get our Best Deal! To say that my son loves jokes would be an understatement. I’m constantly on the lookout for more kid appropriate jokes to spare me from hearing the same ones over and over.

So I thought I’d share some of the ones that make us giggle. I’ve also asked several amazing bloggers about their kid-tested favorites and I’ve included them at the end of this post. I hope your family gets a laugh, and a knee slap, out of them too! Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. What do you call a pig that knows karate? Why do bees have sticky hair? Why was the man running around his bed? He wanted to catch up on his sleep.