Friday funnies

Please forward this error screen to 162. Please forward this error screen to 167. I am a huge fan of the nation of Israel and its people so I have learned through friday funnies sources the following is quite true.

It seems that there came a day when the leader of Hamas qualified rather magnificently for the Saturday Funnies Hall of Fame. Actually, it was a gesture of hate and contempt to the Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin Netanyahu, in an elaborate box, with a note. After having the box checked for safety reasons, Prime Minister Netanyahu opened the box and saw that the content was cow dung. He opened the note, handwritten in Arabic by Mr.

Mashal, which said, “For you and the proud people of the Zionist Entity. Netanyahu, who is literate in Arabic, pondered the note and decided how best to reciprocate. He quickly did so by sending the Hamas leader an equally handsome package, also containing a personal note. Mashal and the other leaders of Hamas were very surprised to receive the parcel and opened it, very carefully, similarly suspecting that it might contain a bomb. But to their surprise, they saw that it contained a tiny computer chip. The chip was rechargeable with solar energy, had a 1.

8 terabyte memory, and could output a 3D hologram display capable of functioning in any type of cellular phone, tablet or laptop. It was one of the world’s most advanced technologies, with a tiny label, stating this item was “Invented and produced in Israel. Every leader can only give the best his people can produce. Every reader of The Saturday Funnies know that wonderful stories like this are not written by me, but collected from the wonderful humor I that I receive every week through my email.

You’re boldly going where no man has gone before! You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married. Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief? Now I know how a Muppet feels! If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit! Hey Doc, tell me when you find my dignity.

You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you? God, now I know why I am not gay. Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there? Lexophile” describes those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “To write with a broken pencil is pointless. An annual competition is held by a New York newspaper to see who can create the best original lexophile.

This year’s winning submission is posted at the very end. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery. If you don’t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down. I didn’t like my beard at first.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes. This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I’d swear I’ve never met herbivore. I know a guy who’s addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.