Best first: What is black and is stuck to a ceiling? Evil, mean, morbid and sarcastic jokes, quite tasteless and lacking class. I was hiking once with my funny black people jokes. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad.
We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend’s kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace. You know you’re ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo. Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs. A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Do you have any last requests?
Can you please hold my hand? Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far! Yeah, the catapult is really amazing. Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick! Oh daddy, I love you so much! Hey, until we get the DNA test, I’m just Harry to you!