Enter the characters you see below Sorry, we just need to make sure you’re not a robot. It’s hard to believe that today is Chuck Norris’s 74th birthday. His hair is still as red as it was the funny chuck norris facts day his foot met someone’s jaw, and he was just in Expendables 2. Which is somehow even more awesome.
All ten of his losses came early on, giving him a record of 168-10-2 at the end of his long career. Chun Kuk Do, which means “Universal Way. Chuck also taught Donny Osmond, but somehow resisted the urge to go into musical theater. Chuck has a personal code, which he lent to Chun Kuk Do. In that code it says in no uncertain terms: “If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing. One can only assume this has resulted in a lot of people digging themselves into some very large holes around Chuck, because he’ll let you keep talking. Which is absolutely ridiculous, when you think about it.
He also has black belts in Judo, Brazilian Ju-Jitsu, and Tang Soo Do. The martial arts all started when he was stationed in South Korea. He was also named an honorary Marine and Texas Ranger, probably in deference to his unaffiliated series of recruiting videos, “Walker,Texas Ranger. The were called “Action Jeans” and had superior mobility to let a man move, allowing Chuck’s signature roundhouse kick to be possible without a massive crotch rip. Some of his literary pursuits include Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America, the autobiographical Against All Odds, and two works of fiction — The Justice Riders and A Threat to Justice.
So you still have hope, young grasshopper. Ethan Wolff-Mann is the Gear editor of Supercompressor. His forthcoming book on Chuck Norris, The Accidental Meme, will not be available in fine bookstores everywhere on April 1st. Sorry, jokes over when Chuck Noris gets involved!