Funny hilarious jokes for kids

Funny hilarious jokes for kids invited Nicole on a date to celebrate V-day. Nicole refused by saying, “Alex has already asked me out and I have said yes to him.

You know he has a medical condition. With that hole in his heart, he has only a few days to live and I do not wish to disappoint the poor soul. Jack fumed angrily and said, “That slimy snake! He is showing around the x-ray of his bum and asking all the girls out for a date!

The remaining end up as passwords! Grandpa said to Little Tommy, “Isn’t that your class teacher walking in through the gate? She must have come to inquire why you missed school today? Little Tommy replied, “Grandpa, YOU hide! I called her and told her you died today. DMart was offering a big discount on some electronics.