Best first: Terrorism strikes no fear in my heart. Short and Funny Marriage Funny husband and wife jokes Woman to her husband while at it: “Please say dirty things to me! My son wanted to know what it’s like to be married.
I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me. I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed. Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic. My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
My wife told me she needs more space. My wife and I have been married for quite a few years and my wife asked me recently to get some pills that would make sure I’d be up to some action in the bedroom again. Apparently very much not what she meant. What to give a man who’s got everything?