Get a print subscription to Reader’s Funny jokes for older kids and instantly enjoy free digital access on any device. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. What did Jesus do on this day? It starts with the letter R. Let Us Cuss Gary was having a yard sale. I have not uttered a curse in 30 years. Just keep pulling on the starter rope—the words will come back to you.
Client: The hand looks too human. Please use a hand that looks more like God’s. We are pleased to have with us the Reverend James Biscuits. What is the sound of no hands texting? If nobody likes your selfie, what is the value of the self? Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images? From around the curve, they hear screeching tires—then a big splash.
We were reading The Wisdom of King Solomon in my Sunday school class. I hope she ends up with the part that has the butt on it. Strain in The Mass Scene: Sunday mass. I turned to greet an older woman. You have the most beautiful skin. Woman: If I were younger, I’d hate you.