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Why do you have two breasts on your back? With a face like yours, I’d just shut up. I really can’t stand it when homeless guys shake their cups of money at me. Do they really have to rub it in that they’ve got more cash than I do? And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Me: “Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.

Why did my washing machine stop pumping out water? And more importantly, where is my hamster? I want to meet my biological parents! Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes. Mom, how come I still didn’t get my period?