Funny life hacks

Think you got what it takes funny life hacks write for Cracked. Then submit an article or some other pieces of content. As are these four pieces of conventional wisdom. The Best, Most Underrated Lines From Shows And Movies, Pt.

Hey, why can’t I vote on comments? Cracked only offers comment voting to subscribing members. If you’re already an awesome Cracked subscriber, click here to login. Will be used in accordance with our Terms of Use and Privacy Rights. As powerful as inspirational quotes can be, sometimes we just need a bit of humor to lighten up our day. For those occasions, funny quotes and one-liners are quite effective, especially when they poke fun at our everyday annoyances, whether it be politics, work, aging or marriage. Not content with finding these humorous quotes on only bumper stickers, we set out to put together a list of them.

After browsing through quotation websites like Quotery, Wikiquote, and BQ for a couple hours, we were able to find quite a few gems. Below, you’ll find the Top 100: Funny Quotes and One-Liners that are sure to put a smile on your face. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.