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Q: How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70s? A: Even the guys’ penises have sideburns. Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them in fifty years’ time. The first said, “I would like my grandchildren to say ‘He was great fun to be with. Fifty years from now,” said the second, “I want mine to say ‘He was a loyal and loving family man. Turning to the third man, they asked him, “So what do you want them to say about you in fifty years?

I want them to say,” the third man replied, “He looks really good for his age! A redneck came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry over here. OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there? Say, don’t you still have those big red trucks? The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay? Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first eez that I iron better than you. Wife: “Who said you iron better than me? Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you. Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me? Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he? Maria: “The third reason is that I ama better at sex than you in the bed. Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well? Maria: “No Señora, the gardener did.