These jokes have i hate it when jokes wide publicity. If you have ever told, emailed, or otherwise communicated to me a music joke, thank you.
I also collect Jokes about other instruments. How is lightning like a violist’s fingers? Neither one strikes in the same place twice. How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? Put it in a viola case. What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer? It’s usually still in the case. How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? Write a whole note with “solo” above it. How do you get a violist to play a passage pianissimo tremolando?