Best jokes Best 100 short funny jokes based on visitors votes. Please rate funny short jokes by clicking on smiles, so funniest jokes will be also best jokes on our web site! Jokes about men you rate joke, joke rating and position will change. When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem.
Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID! Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing. A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, “I did some homework. The son says, “Ok, Ok, I was at a friend’s house watching movies.