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Do not look into laser with remaining good eye. An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all times. The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter. The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space. The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols. The mystic chose the thermos bottle. Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer.

That little bottle — how does it know? A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: “Haven’t you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?

You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it? If it’s green and wiggles, it’s biology. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.

A physics student was hit by a brick falling from a house. He fainted, but came to after a while and started smiling. The onlookers were worried, so they asked him why the smile. I just realized how lucky I am because the kinetic energy is only half m v squared. Physics professor has been doing an experiment, and has worked out anempirical equation that seems to explain his data. He asks the math professor to look at it. A week later, the math professor says the equation is invalid.