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A mathematical joke is a form of humor which relies on aspects of mathematics or a stereotype of mathematicians to derive humor. Humorously inappropriate use of numbers on a sign in New Cuyama, California. Humor of mathematicians may be classified into the esoteric and exoteric categories. Esoteric jokes rely on the intrinsic knowledge of mathematics and its terminology. Exoteric jokes are intelligible to the outsiders, and most of them compare mathematicians with representatives of other disciplines or with common folk. Some jokes use a mathematical term with a second non-technical meaning as the punchline of a joke. Q: What’s sour, yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?

Noah builds them a log table. Some jokes depend on ambiguity of numeral bases. There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t. This joke mocks phrases that begin with “there are two types of people in the world” and relies on an ambiguous meaning of the expression 10, which in the binary numeral system is equal to the decimal number 2. Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

A complex number is a quantity which can be written as the sum of a real number plus an imaginary number. A telephone intercept message of “you have dialed an imaginary number, please rotate your handset ninety degrees and try again” is a typical example. Some jokes are based on stereotypes of mathematicians tending to think in complicated, abstract terms, causing them to lose touch with the “real world”. A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house.