Your mama jokes

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Yo mama’s like the Pillsbury dough boy. Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M. Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn’t solve that mystery. Yo mama so stupid, her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper, and she got out a hen and raped her. Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a WIRELESS network!

Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said “Sorry, my mistake. And she said “Did you just say steak? Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit. Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she’s in. Yo Mama’s so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice. Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama’s mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound. Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not. Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot. Yo mama so fat if she had a porn name it would be Krispy Kreme. Yo mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum. Yo mama is so fat, it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side.

Yo mommas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts. That awkward moment when you make a “yo momma” joke to a sibling. Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds and they had to call Wendys for backup. Yo mama’s legs are like the library, they’re always open to the public.

Friend: “Dude yo mama jokes are weak. Boy: “I made yo momma weak last night. Yo Mama so hairy when you’re baby brother was born he died of rug burn. Yo mama so old she went to an antique store and they wouldn’t let her leave.

Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn’t laughing but the stairs were cracking up. Yo mamma is so stupid she gave birth to you on the I-75 because she heard thats where accidents happen. Enter the characters you see below Sorry, we just need to make sure you’re not a robot. Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo momma so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo. Yo mama’s like the Pillsbury dough boy. Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M. Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn’t solve that mystery. Yo mama so stupid, her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper, and she got out a hen and raped her. Yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a WIRELESS network! Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said “Sorry, my mistake.

And she said “Did you just say steak? Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit. Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she’s in. Yo Mama’s so dirty, the roaches wrote her an eviction notice. Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mama’s mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.